Things Moms Should NOT Have To Buy

I learned today, that being a mom is sometimes ....well......I don't know how to describe it. I just think there are some things moms should have to do and some things dads should do.
Today I thought I would be a multi-tasker and get all the school supplies and clothes done (bought...I'm not sure I'm making sense...kinda tired). Anyways...to make a long story short. I not only bought earrings and jeans, but also football cleats. I also learned what a girdle was....and lets just say that Kyle can return to the store Monday with Brad to buy the mouthguard, specially ordered girdle and cup (I didn't know you could buy so many sizes!!!). Maybe I'll send Kyle bra shopping and see how he feels!! And yes, I guess I am a bit naive.